7 THINGS TO DO IN DISNEY WORLD WHEN YOU ARE TRULY MISERABLE!

1) Find a small kid and bitch slap him until his teeth fall out.

2) Snatch an old woman’s bag and smash it over Mickey Mouse’s head several times before kicking him in the balls. Then find an old man in a wheel chair – punch his fucking lights out and use his wheelchair as a battering ram and take jolly old Mickey for a wild ride before sending him in the wheelchair downhill and into on coming traffic.

3) Find Donald Duck and set the feathered bastard on fire. Then shout out to the audience – ‘Anyone for roast duck!’

4) Take a shot gun and blow a hole in Goofy’s head and then yell – ‘Hey Goofy – bet that’s one Blow Job YOU will never forget!’

5) Find Cinderella and shove your dick in her face.

6) Ride a motorcycle through the place dressed as Kurgan from HIGHLANDER and sing at the top of your lungs either Carnivore’s ‘Male Supremacy’ or Manowar’s ‘Warriors of the World United.’

7) FUCK – DISNEY WORLD! WHERE’S THE NEAREST STRIP CLUB?

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